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September 26, 2017


Bloke Slathers His Penis In Vegemite To Conceal Drugs

(Thanks to Ralph)


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"Hey, Bruce, got any drugs?"

"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

*After knock on bathroom door*

"C'mon, honey, we don't want to be late for the show."

"I know, be ready in a minute. I'm just wrapping things up."

"OK. FYI, we're out of Marmite."

"Maybe you are ...."

Gives new meaning to the line: "He just smiled and gave e a vegemite sandwich."

I heard Vegemite Penis opened for the Sex Pistols. Didn't see it, though.

Even the stoned hippies at Woodstock had more sense than this.

So that's what Vegemite is really for.

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