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September 15, 2017


People Think That New Denny’s Mascot Looks Like Poop

You be the judge:


(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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Oh, sh!t.

Time to go back to the drawing board.

Why is he wearing a hat and gloves? Afraid he's gonna get rained on?

Meh. Victor Valley Wastewater's Mr. Dingle did it first, not to mention UNICEF's Mr. Poo and Tokyo's Soft Kuriinu. I'm more concerned that I don't have a clue what "snap the slams" is supposed to mean.


"Would you like a go box?"

"No, I went right before I came here."

It's good to see Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo is expanding his horizons.


Mr. Peanut filed a lawsuit this morning.

Yeah. A new mascot won't bring me back.

The corndog association is filing a cease and desist order later today.

I nervous sausage such a crappy promotion.

Mr. Denny, the Breakfast Poo?

"...and I'll have breakfast combo #2, please..."

They shouldn't have named it " Winnie ".

Instead of "Snap the Slams", the slogan should be "Eat Me!" I think their Ad Director may be in trouble.

There's a fine (intestinal) line between sausage and poop.

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