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Investigators have nothing to go on
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 19, 2017 at 08:37 AM
She's a poopatrator.
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | September 19, 2017 at 08:42 AM
Let the police handle it.
Posted by: Marc | September 19, 2017 at 11:02 AM
"... Starting a smear campaign..." I really don't think that's the visual you want to use.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 19, 2017 at 11:36 AM
She's got the runs.
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | September 19, 2017 at 11:45 AM
Quote of the week: "...They hope the story and photos posted on the internet will flush her out."
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 19, 2017 at 12:28 PM
Come out from the shadows Mad Pooper!
Posted by: Dragon boogers | September 19, 2017 at 08:23 PM
On a related matter, today I observed my neighbor's lawn service contractor relieve his bladder in front of my property. He was trying to be discrete, standing beside his truck. He looked left and right to be sure no one was watching. If he had turned around he would might have seen me standing at my window. It could be worse, I could live in that neighborhood in CS being visited by the Mad Pooper.
Posted by: Marc | September 20, 2017 at 10:37 AM
Songs of the Mad Poopers are perfect for ambient bathroom music.
Posted by: Ronny | September 20, 2017 at 09:53 PM