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September 19, 2017

'IT'S UNCHARTED TERRITORY FOR ME'

The Colorado Springs family has spent weeks trying to get a mystery woman they've dubbed "The Mad Pooper" to stop defecating in their neighborhood, right outside their house.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

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All together now

Investigators have nothing to go on

She's a poopatrator.

Let the police handle it.

"... Starting a smear campaign..." I really don't think that's the visual you want to use.

She's got the runs.

Quote of the week: "...They hope the story and photos posted on the internet will flush her out."

Come out from the shadows Mad Pooper!

On a related matter, today I observed my neighbor's lawn service contractor relieve his bladder in front of my property. He was trying to be discrete, standing beside his truck. He looked left and right to be sure no one was watching. If he had turned around he would might have seen me standing at my window. It could be worse, I could live in that neighborhood in CS being visited by the Mad Pooper.

Songs of the Mad Poopers are perfect for ambient bathroom music.

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