IN THAT CASE, SIR....
Vero Beach Man Tells Police: “I’m not going to fight you, I’m drunk”
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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September 19, 2017
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The statement was also supported by the smell of an alcoholic beverage emitting from Kern’s person combined with slurred words.
Thar be yer .. uh .. proof.
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | September 19, 2017 at 11:10 AM
I believe Disorderly Intoxication is the official Florida State Band.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 19, 2017 at 11:33 AM
In Kern's defense, he was once buried alive in a coffin.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 19, 2017 at 12:02 PM
Philip Marshall Kern ==>
His Primal Prank Hell
Limper phalli shrank
Shh parallel prim kin
Help piranha kill Mrs
Sir, help nip hallmark
Posted by: MOTW | September 19, 2017 at 12:18 PM
You know you're a deep thinker when you're smarter dead drunk.
Posted by: LeDud | September 19, 2017 at 01:07 PM
"I'm not going to fight you, I'm drunk. And you're heavily armed. With partners a radio call away, at a moment's notice. And dogs. And helicopters. Other than that, though, bring it on!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 19, 2017 at 02:09 PM
Snork @ MtB!
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | September 19, 2017 at 03:54 PM
"...but I bet I can out-drive you!"
Posted by: padraig | September 19, 2017 at 06:31 PM
Florida, right?
Posted by: Ronny | September 20, 2017 at 10:25 PM