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September 19, 2017


Vero Beach Man Tells Police: “I’m not going to fight you, I’m drunk”

(Thanks to John Mayson)


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The statement was also supported by the smell of an alcoholic beverage emitting from Kern’s person combined with slurred words.

Thar be yer .. uh .. proof.

I believe Disorderly Intoxication is the official Florida State Band.

In Kern's defense, he was once buried alive in a coffin.

Philip Marshall Kern ==>
His Primal Prank Hell
Limper phalli shrank
Shh parallel prim kin
Help piranha kill Mrs
Sir, help nip hallmark

You know you're a deep thinker when you're smarter dead drunk.

"I'm not going to fight you, I'm drunk. And you're heavily armed. With partners a radio call away, at a moment's notice. And dogs. And helicopters. Other than that, though, bring it on!"

Snork @ MtB!

"...but I bet I can out-drive you!"

Florida, right?

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