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September 01, 2017


A 69-year-old Ohio man told police he was masturbating at a Lincoln bus stop to get rid of syphilis.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Walcott told police what he was doing was legal because it was for medical reasons.

I'm not a doctor but I play one in my fantasies.

Ladies and gentlemen, "Jerky Joe" Walcott.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a masturbator, not a ....oh. police, you say?

If you're going to perform that act in public, a more appropriate drama to cite is "Gonorrhea with the Wind."

I see some of our little known medical secrets are getting out! A good shot of Rocephin works better.

I wonder how he caught syphilis ? I'm guessing his dating life was a bit absent and money for hookers aint cheap.

he had a valid Florida [expleted] license.

That doesn't work. Try a train station.

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