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Mowin', mowin', mowin'
Keep that mayor mowin'
Now Irma's winds are blowin' .. no more!
Through rain an' wind an' weather
Cold beer is better
For gettin' to the end of his chores.
Posted by: MOTW | September 14, 2017 at 02:52 PM
I could have gotten away with this when I dated the Mayor's daughter.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 14, 2017 at 02:53 PM
Miller Lite?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 14, 2017 at 02:55 PM
Is there a (hic) problem, officer?
Soon we won't have any rights left at all.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 14, 2017 at 03:42 PM
"'scuse me, officer, but could you direct me to the Lawn Ranger tryouts?"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 14, 2017 at 04:17 PM
What is this Open Beer anyway ? Is it any good ?
Posted by: Clankie | September 14, 2017 at 07:27 PM
Paragraph C, section 2 of SC code states that liquor cycles include mopeds and lawn mowers.This happened 25 miles from me. "Is there a problem, officer? See me at next Conway city meeting."
Posted by: SCemjazz | September 14, 2017 at 07:39 PM
"Ossifer, I'm on my way home after mowin' my mother-in-laws lawn."
Officer--"Your honor, if we didn't know she lives in Sun City, Arizona, that would be a perfectly valid excuse."
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 14, 2017 at 07:53 PM
"What do you mean, this ain't my Nissan? Whoa!"
Posted by: FredKey | September 14, 2017 at 10:08 PM
That lawn mower has tires as big as Formula 1's. I bet that at first they stopped him for speeding.
Posted by: Ronny | September 14, 2017 at 11:21 PM
Well, he could have been busted for grass, so...
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 15, 2017 at 12:43 AM
as long as he doesn't use a government issued credit card to buy a tuxedo for the lawn mower, I have no problem with it.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 15, 2017 at 07:56 AM