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September 18, 2017


A Gainesville woman was arrested Tuesday after assaulting another woman in an attempt to “take back” her hair and uterus, Gainesville Police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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I hate when that happens to me.

Lynyrd Skynyrd did Gimme Back My Uterus about the same time Free Bird came out.

Miss Adelaide sang "Take Back Your Mink" in Guys and Dolls, but I don't think she meant this.

Don't take the law (or uterus) into your own hands, ...take em to court.
--sage advice from the People's Court AND Judge Judy.

In this case she lost her mind before her uterus went missing.

So she ended up in the interrogation womb instead?

Leave the uterus. Take the cannoli.

*snork* @ both Ralph & MtB

Sorry lady. Finders, keepers!

Not clicking on that link, nope, no way.

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