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I see "FILTHY PHALLIC FLOTSAM" whenever they open for anyone...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 26, 2017 at 09:11 AM
Perhaps these are jetsam from Moan Like A Pirate Day?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2017 at 09:16 AM
Some dog walkers would have that beach cleaned up on no time. And get plenty of exercise.
Posted by: Steve | September 26, 2017 at 09:24 AM
Didn't Helen Reddy co-write Massive Dildo's on the Beach?
Posted by: manual tomato | September 26, 2017 at 10:26 AM
Did Jaws music play in the background?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 26, 2017 at 12:31 PM
Wasn't this a "trade in Your Used Dildo" promotion at that national sex shop?
[Yuk! Some of them are dirty filthy!]
Posted by: funny man | September 26, 2017 at 01:55 PM
♫ Filthy phallic flotsam on the beach is quite atrocious. ♫
Posted by: fractalist | September 26, 2017 at 02:29 PM
Anyone else notice a recent spike in dildo stories?
Posted by: Rudolph | September 26, 2017 at 02:33 PM
Wasn't Dancing Dirty Dildos on the Beach a failed Italian opera?
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 26, 2017 at 07:59 PM
Always avoid alliteration.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2017 at 11:09 PM
Imagine if they got sucked into a tornado and it started to rain dildos?
Posted by: Carlito | September 29, 2017 at 08:06 AM