CANADA: SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
Canada set to remove drunk canoeing as an impaired driving offence
(Thanks to Roberto)
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If this keeps up, soon there will be nothing left you can do drunk except politics.
Posted by: Clankie | September 29, 2017 at 08:06 AM
Out here, we have drunken canoe racing
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 29, 2017 at 08:41 AM
Hey, I got pulled over a couple of times.
Posted by: padraig | September 29, 2017 at 09:01 AM
“Sir, do you know how fast you were paddling?”
Posted by: Poiuyt | September 29, 2017 at 09:07 AM
Row, row, row your canoe
gently down the stream
drinking Moosehead and
life is but a dream
Row,row, row your canoe
gently down the stream
if you fall overboard
don't forget to scream
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 29, 2017 at 10:32 AM
I have canoed thousands of miles in the Yukon Territory, and while I've imbibed on more than a few occasions, I can't remember ever being actually drunk in the boat. The icy water is far more of a threat than the Mounties, who are usually over 100 miles away, and you only get to be stupid once.
A nice buzz from whackyweed can make the river magical, however, as long as you don't get sh*tfaced or try running whitewater.
Posted by: Ralph | September 29, 2017 at 10:15 PM