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September 29, 2017

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Tom Cruise addresses fake butt speculation from Valkyrie

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I thought he had a second face.

So if no prosthetic was used, it's still open to speculation as to whether or not one of the Kardashians was the stunt double??

So that moon landing wasn't a fake either. Good to now.

So how come no one wants to 'get behind Tom'?

It was a temporary buildup of thetans in his posterior.

Butt, does it really matter?

"Fake pee-ews"

He didn't feel the need.

I saw Fake Butt Speculation open for Primus.

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