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September 26, 2017


Man dressed as Coca-Cola bottle robs Henderson restaurant

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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I'd like to teach the world to rob

He was last seen with a very large bag of Doritos.

Local detectives thought they'd caught a break after reviewing security footage, but were disheartened to learn the Coca Cola bottle costume did not have the perp's OWN name on it. Adding to their embarrassment, several innocent women named "Sheila" were released from questioning with the department's sincere apologies.

The thief remains on the rum at this time.

Was he armed with Mentos?

"Give me the money from the register. And be quick about it. This gun is the real thing."

I would have suspected the Jack bottle, but you just never know when those two get together.

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