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September 27, 2017

AWW

Proud widow keeps husband’s 8ft cock bush alive five years after his death

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Well at least she kept his bush trimmed.

"A proud widow ... stands proudly next to his 8ft cock in her front garden."

And the reporter gives everyone the bird.

I've heard the fingernails continue to grow as well.

Is this what happens if you don't call the doctor after a four hour erection?

A bird in the bush...how much is that worth again?

Oh. Oh. Okay. Cock bush. Okay.

Must learn to look at the article before jumping to conclusions, as I thought we were going to discuss the uses of a cock brush. Makes tons more sense now.

Let's see; an eight foot cock, deceased husband, and a man who comes round to help the widow with a trim. I honestly don't know where to start.

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