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Giant goldfish discovery sparks warning not to flush
This has been the Australian Wildlife Report.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Giant goldfish discovery sparks warning not to flush
This has been the Australian Wildlife Report.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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"Honey, before you give Goldie a whirlpool burial, I need you to make sure he's really dead."
"Sniff. Okay Daddy. Sob."
Posted by: ChrisinVA | September 23, 2017 at 10:48 PM
The fish looked a little flush, right before it was...
Thanks for the evening posts, Dave!
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 23, 2017 at 11:57 PM
My goldfish were trying to have a protest yesterday. Inspired by their free range compatriots, they want an above ground pool in the basement
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 24, 2017 at 07:30 AM
I saw them open for Neil Young & Crazy Horse.
Heckuva show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2017 at 07:40 AM
We're gonna need a bigger bowl.
Posted by: Clankie | September 24, 2017 at 08:59 AM
So you flush dead little 2" Goldie down, and a few days later, it's GoldfishNado?
I'm skeptical, but get Spielberg on the phone!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 24, 2017 at 10:04 AM
It's amazing the alligators, venomous snakes, duckbill platypus and the like didn't dine on those big goldfish long ago.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 24, 2017 at 10:19 AM
"Local authorities fear the goldfish could introduce disease..." You mean, in the estuary that you're flushing your toilets into?
Posted by: padraig | September 24, 2017 at 11:55 AM
La Petomane, perhaps all those species have figured out that those gold fish for some reason always taste like crap.
Posted by: padraig | September 24, 2017 at 11:56 AM
I'm no plumbing expert, but it seems like their wastewater treatment facility might not be up to snuff. (I'm no snuff expert either, so take that for what it's (not its) worth.)
Could goldfish survive passage through Dave Barry Lift Station no. 16?
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | September 24, 2017 at 12:41 PM
I'm surprised no one has said it, so here goes:
We're gonna need more tartar sauce.
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 24, 2017 at 02:21 PM
Exactly what "radioactive materials" do this goldfish swim through to become Hulk-like goldfish?
Posted by: funny man | September 24, 2017 at 02:46 PM
Goldfish are only more-colorful carp. Unfit for human consumption!
Posted by: Guin | September 25, 2017 at 06:50 AM