« Previous | Main | Next »

September 20, 2017


Don’t Eat The Random Melons Growing In The Middle Of Amsterdam Avenue

The melons were planted by the “night salad manager” at the store.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Night salad management courses are very competitive at NYC universities, and frequently require a certificate in Vegetation Display Disguising as a prerequisite.

I am almost speechless at the idea of anyone eating something growing in the middle of Amsterdam Avenue.

Those are Audrey III plants.

Planting attractive fruit and simply telling people not to eat it has never worked out well ever since that apple tree incident in Eden.

Here in the South we plant our melons in a patch the way you-know-who intended. Yankees!

@nursecindy--Your melon patch story reminded me of the farmer who got tired of kids stealing his watermelons so he posted a sign: "Danger, one of these melons has been poisoned."
The next morning the sign had been changed to read: "Danger, TWO of these melons have been poisoned."

Snork at a comment below that story:

Melon folly babies

Amsterdam Avenue Melons WBAGNFARB.

Feral melons can be a big problem.

The Random Melons played once or twice...

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise