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September 16, 2017


Aspen police: Don’t take selfies with bears

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Hey, Boo Boo!

Don't maul me bro.

Please send your bear selfie video along with a brief story to http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/submit_story.html

"Head Ranger Darwin, please report to the infirmary...."

Of course it's a bad idea. Holding a selfie stick is really hard for a bear to do.

Ever tried to get a bear to sign a media disclosure form?
They often deman an arm and a leg

My Uncle Walter takes selfies with bears,
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too;
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do,
So he can take selfies, bats in his belfries,
So he can take selfies, selfies with bears.

Who were these people fooling with?

Not just a bear, but a mamma bear.

Separated from her cubs.

If eugenics was not just wrong, it would be an idea for the police to stand back and let nature clean the gene pool.

" Agitated and growling " seems to be the order of the day everywhere these days.

Keep doing it! It cleans the gene pool.

Got it. I'll stay away from Wrigley Field and Soldier Field.

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