ATTENTION, MORONS
Aspen police: Don’t take selfies with bears
(Thanks to Ralph)
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September 16, 2017
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Hey, Boo Boo!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 16, 2017 at 01:38 PM
Don't maul me bro.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 16, 2017 at 02:25 PM
Please send your bear selfie video along with a brief story to http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/submit_story.html
Posted by: fractalist | September 16, 2017 at 02:57 PM
"Head Ranger Darwin, please report to the infirmary...."
Posted by: padraig | September 16, 2017 at 03:32 PM
Of course it's a bad idea. Holding a selfie stick is really hard for a bear to do.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 16, 2017 at 03:36 PM
Ever tried to get a bear to sign a media disclosure form?
They often deman an arm and a leg
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 16, 2017 at 03:43 PM
My Uncle Walter takes selfies with bears,
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too;
And there's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do,
So he can take selfies, bats in his belfries,
So he can take selfies, selfies with bears.
Posted by: Ralph | September 16, 2017 at 04:02 PM
Who were these people fooling with?
Not just a bear, but a mamma bear.
Separated from her cubs.
If eugenics was not just wrong, it would be an idea for the police to stand back and let nature clean the gene pool.
Posted by: Seeker | September 17, 2017 at 02:16 AM
" Agitated and growling " seems to be the order of the day everywhere these days.
Posted by: Clankie | September 17, 2017 at 11:43 AM
Keep doing it! It cleans the gene pool.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 17, 2017 at 01:55 PM
Got it. I'll stay away from Wrigley Field and Soldier Field.
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 17, 2017 at 03:33 PM