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September 19, 2017

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Scientists discover Octlantis, an underwater 'city' built entirely by octopuses where they flirt, mate and even have den evictions

(Thanks to Patty Villlanova)

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Don't try to invade -- they've won the arms race.

@FredKey--I don't know how well an octopus army would fare in battle considering they don't have a leg to stand on.

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus's garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden in the shade

There's sucker porn every minute.

They're removing all monuments which feature squids.

Octlantis is ruled over by AquaOctopus, a mutant octopus capable of breathing underw--- wait, that's not as good out loud as it was in my head. Never mind.

Clankie- your posts should carry a Snort Warning for those of us who might be drinking tea or some other beverage.

"den evictions". Dear God, I see another reality show in the making.

Octopi work in evictions, juice lending, and repo because they have the tentacles to do this kind of stuff.

Somewhere Ringo is smiling.

I can hear their little voices:

"You must pay the rent!"

"I can't pay the rent!"

"Out you go, mate!"

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