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September 20, 2017

AND IN OTHER MELON NEWS

An Odessa man has been arrested after allegedly assaulting his wife with a watermelon.

(Thanks to Dorkfish)

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With or without a silencer?

He "jabbed her" in the side? Was there a knife sticking out of the melon or what, because otherwise...WTFBBQ?

The little lady obviously hadn't seen Monty Python's instructions on how to defend against fresh fruit.

However, it would be more difficult to disarm your attacker by eating the weapon if it was a watermelon instead of say a banana.

When Gallagher goes bad.

Was it a drive-by fruiting?

These stories make me feel melon-choly.

The first melon story featured Natasha the bum champion (oh, ain't she Swede...)

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