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With or without a silencer?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 20, 2017 at 09:21 AM
He "jabbed her" in the side? Was there a knife sticking out of the melon or what, because otherwise...WTFBBQ?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 20, 2017 at 09:27 AM
The little lady obviously hadn't seen Monty Python's instructions on how to defend against fresh fruit.
However, it would be more difficult to disarm your attacker by eating the weapon if it was a watermelon instead of say a banana.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 20, 2017 at 10:15 AM
When Gallagher goes bad.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 20, 2017 at 11:22 AM
Was it a drive-by fruiting?
Posted by: Mrs. Doubtfire | September 20, 2017 at 12:51 PM
These stories make me feel melon-choly.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 20, 2017 at 01:32 PM
The first melon story featured Natasha the bum champion (oh, ain't she Swede...)
Posted by: Ronny | September 20, 2017 at 11:13 PM