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September 26, 2017


Couple weds at Costco: 'It just made sense'

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)


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Let's not forget the free "senior buffet" either.

I hope they didn't invite the snakes, spiders, and gators.

Minister: "Do you, Sue, take this man, Eli, for your lawful wedded husband, until 8 pm weekdays and until 6 pm Saturdays and Sundays?"

Sue: "I do."

Minister: "And do you both swear to honor this sacred vow, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until your membership requires renewal?"

Both: "I do."

Minister: "I now pronounce you member and wife. Eli, you may place the bride on the belt. Do you have any coupons?"

I will mention this option to my son for the lunch after my funeral. I hope they allow a beer vendor to complete the picture.

The guests were served $1.49 hot dogs and endless drinks from the soda machine.

Watch out for Bears, guys. (There's one perched on a chair just waiting fo wedding treats.)

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