'A REAL LOVE FOR BUYING THINGS IN BULK'

Couple weds at Costco: 'It just made sense'

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Let's not forget the free "senior buffet" either.

I hope they didn't invite the snakes, spiders, and gators.

[Meanie the Blue]

Minister: "Do you, Sue, take this man, Eli, for your lawful wedded husband, until 8 pm weekdays and until 6 pm Saturdays and Sundays?"

Sue: "I do."

Minister: "And do you both swear to honor this sacred vow, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until your membership requires renewal?"

Both: "I do."

Minister: "I now pronounce you member and wife. Eli, you may place the bride on the belt. Do you have any coupons?"

[Not My Usual Alias]

I will mention this option to my son for the lunch after my funeral. I hope they allow a beer vendor to complete the picture.

[Jeff Meyerson]

The guests were served $1.49 hot dogs and endless drinks from the soda machine.

[funny man]

Watch out for Bears, guys. (There's one perched on a chair just waiting fo wedding treats.)