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August 24, 2017


Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)


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I bet that was Kim Jong-un's problem too, right?

Remember the good old days, when guys tried to get out of the draft just by eating cotton balls?

Fortune cookie writers are getting more creative.

But ready to fight the Battle of the Bulging Wankers.

Yank Chang say no fight.

I didn't know they had a choice...or a criteria.

Send them to Ameri---never mind.

The report claimed 8 per cent of male candidates suffered from enlarged testicular veins.

Imagine how the "inspector" person must feel!

probably like this (cups hands).

New bar pickup line in china: "Hey babe, you look like a patriotic lady. I want to join the army, but I need help to shrink my testicular veins to qualify. Think of it as your duty to our great country."

Nothing about lung capacity? They can cut the air with a knife. Their arms and grip ought to be fantastic.

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