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The Christmas shopping season begins earlier every year.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 30, 2017 at 03:28 PM
So the shoppers went off like a shot?
I get that a lot in my town.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 30, 2017 at 03:51 PM
When the woman with the gun was advised she could retrieve her weapon at the station she replied, "I'll make a note of it."
Posted by: manual tomato | August 30, 2017 at 04:15 PM
Thankfully a new printer was cheaper than buying ink when I had a similar encounter for the last cartridge at our Walmart.
Maybe the animatronic band can get a new gig in Novi
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 30, 2017 at 05:13 PM
If only they'd all been armed, like the NRA wants, eh Donald?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2017 at 06:42 PM
Back in the 80's I was trying to buy a Cabbage Patch doll for a friend's daughter. It was going to be from Santa. I got the doll and this woman came over, tried to hit me in the head with her purse, and then tried to grab the doll out of my arms. The friend's daughter still has the doll so I won.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2017 at 07:27 PM
That's what happens when you mix video games with pizza and a big rat. No... wait...
Posted by: Clankie | August 30, 2017 at 07:54 PM
that is just stupid, unless it was a trapper keeper with kittens on the cover. that is worth fighting over.
Posted by: chet | August 30, 2017 at 08:24 PM
"Trapper Keeper"?! @Chet - You just took me back to 5th grade, man... Now, where is my Coleco Electronic Football game? Ah, right next to my Wacky Packs...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 30, 2017 at 09:10 PM