PRIORITIES, MATEY
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Hey, they're pirates.")
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Arrr!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 29, 2017 at 08:18 AM
They're gonna be on a dead man's chest.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 29, 2017 at 09:02 AM
only 14,318 turned up for the count.
"The pirates of Penzance is an expression everyone knows - not the pirates of Hastings. They are just impostors.'
The Cornish town has faced a ding-dong battle with Hastings for several years to claim the Guinness World Record which locals believe it is their right to own.
What's a "ding-dong" battle if you show up with Ho-Hos?
Has anyone seen PirateBoy lately?
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | August 29, 2017 at 10:11 AM
They obviously didn't do any research. If they had free grog (beer), or free treasure, it might have worked.
Posted by: funny man | August 29, 2017 at 10:24 AM
Since this gathering was on shore, they should have held it at the pub in the first place.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | August 29, 2017 at 11:21 AM
They would've gotten away with it if the damn parrot had kept his mouth shut.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 29, 2017 at 12:17 PM
-For I am a pirate king!
And it is a glorious thing
to be a pirate king!
"Bob, we've been in Penzance for three days and haven't left the pub. You're drunk, sitting on the floor and singing to a stuffed parrot. We need to get home because we didn't win the record."
"But I have two root canals to do tomorrow morning."
"There's always next year."
"yeah, Let's drink to that."
"OK."
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 29, 2017 at 02:07 PM
Arrrgh! They scheduled this event, and I wasn't invited?
Someone is going to Walk the Plank for this!
(At least this guy is over the hump)
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 29, 2017 at 05:26 PM