IT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND ALABAMA
Half of men cannot label where the vagina is on a picture of the female body
(Thanks to Patty Villanova)
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Admittedly, some of us don't know our own a@@ from third base.
Posted by: Capisce | August 31, 2017 at 07:01 AM
I'm pretty sure it's just to the right of West Vagina.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 31, 2017 at 07:41 AM
Mulva?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2017 at 08:00 AM
I can tell you where it's NOT. Does that count?
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 31, 2017 at 08:11 AM
There once was a young man from Brighton...
Posted by: Just Some Guy | August 31, 2017 at 08:30 AM
Women, please start doing more to help your men on this topic!
Posted by: ChrisinVA | August 31, 2017 at 08:31 AM
The owner is usually around to provide directions when needed.
Posted by: Snowman | August 31, 2017 at 09:17 AM
There was a young woman from Dallas...
Posted by: OldPhil | August 31, 2017 at 09:29 AM
@ OldPhil--To continue the limerick:
There was a young woman from Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
And Le Petomane exits the post, stage left.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 31, 2017 at 09:57 AM
"Would using post-it labels help?"
Posted by: funny man | August 31, 2017 at 10:04 AM
@Old Phil & Le Pet:
It has to start "named Alice" so the final line is "in Dallas".
But the middle is:
...They found her v****a in South Carolina...
Old jokes never die, eh?
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 31, 2017 at 10:23 AM
This could account for a lot of the problems we read about on this blog.
Posted by: Patty V. | August 31, 2017 at 10:45 AM
Google images, at your cervix.
Posted by: Ralph | August 31, 2017 at 10:48 AM
Gynaecological Whereabouts opened for The Jimi Hendrix Experience.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 31, 2017 at 12:52 PM
The version I heard was North Carolina, but who's checking?
Posted by: OldPhil | August 31, 2017 at 01:05 PM
Us ladies try to tell men where it is but you know how they are about taking directions. When they do listen they always know a short cut that will get them there quicker. It doesn't.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2017 at 01:19 PM
Well put, cindy, especially if they want to take the back road past the quarry.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2017 at 01:36 PM
Men don't need to ask for directions.
Posted by: bgbear | August 31, 2017 at 01:43 PM
OldPhil started the crazy funny limerick memories. They used to be common in mining camps. I only remember one clearly. I believe it illustrates why limericks fell out of favor.
--My sweetheart's a mule in the mines
I drive her without any lines
On the bumper I sit
And tobacco I do spit
All over my sweethearts behind.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 31, 2017 at 02:00 PM
What idiots!!
Everyone knows it's next to the uvula!
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | August 31, 2017 at 02:22 PM
I'm going to defer to NurseCindy on this one, gents. She is a nurse after all.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 31, 2017 at 03:32 PM
When it comes to identifying 'lady parts' most men are in the bush league.
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 31, 2017 at 03:45 PM
Do I win a prize if I got it right?
Posted by: Rudolph | August 31, 2017 at 04:07 PM
I, like most men, will not look at dirty pictures !
Posted by: LeDud | August 31, 2017 at 04:28 PM
I think the media is ovaryacting on this issue.
Posted by: fractalist | August 31, 2017 at 04:42 PM
Snork@Fractalist
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 31, 2017 at 04:46 PM
Hey - I didn't say anyone would listen to the directions, let alone ask.
They are still going to be "offered."
Posted by: Snowman | August 31, 2017 at 08:04 PM
Ernest Hemmingway said,"MEN have a head full of vaginas"...so maybe 1/2 get that confused? Surely they don't think...er...
Posted by: EP RamosPhD | August 31, 2017 at 08:22 PM
Isn't vagina that new planet they discovered out past Pluto? No?
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 31, 2017 at 09:41 PM
Those are just a myth, their existence has never been proven.
Posted by: Brian Duval f/k/a Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 01, 2017 at 01:43 PM
Perhaps these men are gay.
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | September 01, 2017 at 02:34 PM
It's apparently now possible to be a male lesbian living in a man's body. Somebody help me understand this.
Posted by: Capisce | September 02, 2017 at 05:23 PM