IT'S NATIONAL DOG DAY!
Please celebrate responsibly.
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August 26, 2017
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I'm gonna lick my...lick my...crap, I'm not a dog.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | August 26, 2017 at 12:30 PM
Lucy, you got some splayin' to do.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 26, 2017 at 12:30 PM
She is so beautiful. I love old dogs.
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | August 26, 2017 at 01:24 PM
Dwight Yoakam - I've Got a Dog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrRlIJsLhXM
Posted by: Nancy` Gill | August 26, 2017 at 02:34 PM
So take a dog to lunch?
Unless it's a service dog, many restaurants won't welcome...
Posted by: funny man | August 26, 2017 at 02:38 PM
Lucy's had to put up with a lot
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 26, 2017 at 02:59 PM
My Chihuahua has really taken advantage of today. She's demanded clean water in the toilet bowl, breakfast in bed, etc.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 26, 2017 at 04:37 PM
Lucy looks like she's gonna party till the cows come home...and, when they DO come home, she'll be like, "Yeah, ok, so what..."
Happy National Dog Day to Lucy and her pet people!
Posted by: K | August 26, 2017 at 07:28 PM
Guy takes his dog into a bar, sets him on the stool beside him, orders a beer. Bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here, mister."
"But this dog can talk," says the man.
"It's that so? $100 says he can't"
"Okay. You heard the man. Say something, Ralph."
"How's it goin'?" says the dog.
"Holy ?!$&? Okay, here's your $100" says the stunned bartender.
"Um, can I get two fifties? I want to split it with Ralph."
Bartender slaps two fifty dollar bills on the bar, and the dog snatches one and jumps off the stool and hustles out the door. The man jumps up, says,"Uh-oh," and runs after him.
Bartender and a small crowd follow them out of curiosity, and as they all tumble into the street, they see Ralph humping a French poodle under a street light.
"Ralph! I've never seen you do THAT before!!"
Ralph says, "I've never had fifty bucks before!"
Happy National Dog Day!
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 26, 2017 at 08:38 PM
I used to own dogs once upon a time but now I am a cat lover.
Posted by: Threresa | August 26, 2017 at 09:17 PM
Threresa: Dogs have people, cats have staff.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 27, 2017 at 01:49 AM
I love dogs, and they love me. Now get off my leg, Rinnie!
I love cats too. Less needy usually.
Posted by: funny man | August 27, 2017 at 11:01 AM
Lucy looks like she has been out sniffing for diamonds in Uranus.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 27, 2017 at 12:13 PM