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August 30, 2017

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Police later notified the couple that the burglar was on meth and that the burglar told the police that "Rachel from the t.v. show friends made him do it."

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by on August 30, 2017 at 06:02 AM |

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As long as it wasn't Joey, you're free to go.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2017 at 07:11 AM

Relatively sane

Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 30, 2017 at 07:11 AM

Thank God he wasn't listening to Urkel from Family Matters.

Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 30, 2017 at 08:30 AM

At first I thought he was blaming it on Rachel Ray, who does talk "incessantly"....but I am glad she was not to blame. He'll make a lot of new "Friends" in jail. God help us if he listens to them.

Posted by: funny man | August 30, 2017 at 09:38 AM

Sounds like Kennewick needs to move to Flathead County. So, if there's a Kennewick, does that mean there's a Barbiewick nearby?

Posted by: fractalist | August 30, 2017 at 12:15 PM

He'll be a star on BIG BROTHER.

Posted by: LeDud | August 30, 2017 at 12:43 PM

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