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August 30, 2017

HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT

New planet is 'about to destroy Earth' and the clue is written on the pyramids

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

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Will I need special glasses to watch it?

Hey, if you can't believe the Mirror, who can you believe?

New York Times will write this headline:
"World Ends - women and minorities hardest hit".

His Bible passage reference may pan out, but I question his Hieroglyphic etiquette.

Dave posted this on 08/15 with a link to the Daily Star. That's two confirmed sources; it must be true!

judi will end up being fired anyway.

Very Misleading Headline! If there is a Niburu, it's not new, having been written about in the Bible (some say), the heiroglyphs, and by Zacharia Sitchen.

And if they got that wrong...

---The story so far:
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and
been widely regarded as a bad move."

--Douglas Adams, problem solver

This site should do a live blog of the event. Maybe some drinking games. How about a drink everytime a commentator says "that's gonna hurt..."

Not to be at all narcissistic, but September 21 is my birthday. I always wanted a big show, or to otherwise go out with a bang. As for mortgages, thankfully I'm renting now and don't stand to lose as much.

@Capisce- My birthday is September 20th. Maybe we could hold some sort of an "end of the world" party?
Don't forget your towel!

@ Le Pet: September 22nd is mine. Now I'm starting to wonder if it's just a coincidence that I'll be turning... 42.

My wife's is the 17th. Too early to get in on the party?

Let's just not pull out that old Beatles birthday song. I'm thinking either Helter Skelter or Revolution #9 might be more suitable for the occasion. I know I have my copy of the White Album somewhere.

If we can get the Rock Bottom Remainders together with Dave, I can do a fairly good voice impression of John Lennon, and I can certainly play piano with my elbows. We may just have to clear our calendars for this one. Oh, wait... Well, let's just see what the skies look like around that time.

@AmoebaStampede- By some strange cosmic fate I'll be turning 72. I'll bring along an extra towel just in case you forget yours. And I have some great Perry Como records---just kidding. How about the Eagles and CCR instead? Getting old doesn't mean you're boring.

Bad Moon Rising?

The Eagles are a good suggestion for when the aliens blow us up.

I'll be 70 on September 21 and starting to collect Social Security. Did the ancient Egyptians predict this blog?

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