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August 22, 2017

FORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE FLORIDA LIMIT IS 18

Drunken driver hit 17 cars in Osceola County while trying to park, FHP says

(Thanks to B'game and Ralph)

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Only 17? It was like he wasn't even trying.

Aren't there a couple of movies about a bumblar named Futch?

Reminds me of my road test. Boy, was my face red.

Hey, at least he didn't drive off the roof of a parking garage like that woman did recently.

He Futched up big time.

No surveillance video? I'm disappointed.

[Cue "I Can't Turn You Loose" from The Blues Brothers movie]

Drunk Punk Pinball. High score, no free play.

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