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The Herald of Rock Hill reports Tega Cay police received a call from a resident shortly before 7:30 p.m. Sunday saying two people were lying on the eighth fairway. A police report said the resident told officers he thought there may have been a medical situation, but after looking through his binoculars, he saw two people engaged in a sex act.

(Thanks to Tim! Stern)

Comments

[Heywood]

It's in the hole!

[Jeff Meyerson]

My friend wants to know if it was a tRUMP course

[Stixnstonz]

The caller also noted that per USGA rule 107.4-107.7, the gentleman should be penalized two strokes for grounding his club in a hazard. The Tega Cay Police then fined the caller for excessive euphemisms, and giggling to a law enforcement officer.

[Clankie]

Better that than in the rough.

[EveryoneWants2BeRich]

He has balls to play a round like that.

[wanderer2575]

That's not what the rule book means when it prescribes a two-stroke penalty.

[nursecindy]

I hope the police made them replace their divots.

[fractalist]

May I play through?

[Le Petomane]

Reminds me of the young lady taking golf lessons. Her first time on the course she got stung by a bee and ran to the clubhouse for treatment.
Her pro asked, "what's wrong?"
"I got stung by a bee!"
"Where?"
" Between the first and second hole."
"Your stance is too wide." the pro said.

[PirateBoy]

Good thing the greens were freshly mowed.

[Allen at Division]

Ladies, what's wrong with a little fore play?...

[Ralph]

A golf lesson?

[SCemjazz]

There are somewhere around 2,500 golf courses in Horry County, SC. It would take years for this couple to play through all the holes on all the courses here.