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(Thanks to Jane from Kenai and Ralph)
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You don't know where that possum has been. Probably a good call.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 31, 2017 at 07:07 AM
I had a possum for dinner once. Terrible table manners.
And when it was time to clear the plates, he didn't even offer to help. Just played dead.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 31, 2017 at 07:45 AM
His name was Ernest T. Bass, right?
*waits patiently on geezer bus for Gomer and Goober*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2017 at 08:04 AM
Assault possums should be banned.
Posted by: Clankie | August 31, 2017 at 09:01 AM
Come on, that's perfectly underst--- wait, did that say a DEAD possum? What a bunch of pantywaists.
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2017 at 09:19 AM
Now, a dead possum WITH a gun -- now THAT would be scary.
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2017 at 09:20 AM
I saw Dead Possum open for the Boomtown Rats.
Posted by: OldPhil | August 31, 2017 at 09:27 AM
If Markham has a good lawyer he'll get off. The police charged him for assault with a deadly weapon. Since he chucked a possum, the correct charge should have been assault with a possibly dead weapon.
I confused myself with this comment; think what it would do to a Florida jury.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 31, 2017 at 09:50 AM
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | August 31, 2017 at 10:13 AM
"Leave the gun, take the possum"
Posted by: Clamenza | August 31, 2017 at 10:19 AM
This version of the story doesn't mention the possum, but says he was shirtless and told the parents to “get off my road.”
Maybe alcohol was involved. It was the possum's road.
Posted by: Ralph | August 31, 2017 at 10:59 AM
It might have been a cry for help.
Posted by: LeDud | August 31, 2017 at 01:50 PM
Whoa...that's really SERIOUS a dead gun and a LOADED POSSUM? Yeah...plenty serious!
Posted by: EP RamosPhD | August 31, 2017 at 08:19 PM
Possumbly some laws broken here...
Yeah, so it was a reach.
Sue me.
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 31, 2017 at 09:35 PM
It's okay. The dead possum had a valid Florida driver's license.
Posted by: Ken | September 03, 2017 at 06:06 PM