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August 26, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A 53-year-old man was arrested Thursday on suspicion of trying to use his prosthetic leg to smuggle heroin into the Marion County Jail.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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He tried to get a leg up on the law, but the law won.

Possession of dirty knee-dose.

I'm trying to come up with a comment, but I'm stumped.

PirateBoy, I wouldn't have pegged you to come up short.

Q: Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?

A: Right where you left him.

Outstanding. Sorry!

I won't say how I know this, but I know of a guy who brought a bottle of bay rum--hair tonic and poisonous alcohol--into a city jail, inside his prosthetic arm, and got drunk on it, in Alabama.

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