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August 07, 2017

DUH

Women have more active brains than men

(Thanks to James in NC)

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Of course they do. They get them from the men.

I think they mean "overactive." What?

More about that here: http://www.intergnat.com/malebashing/text2.html

This is long, but does address Dr. Daniel Amen's wife's humongous boobs and how they came to have a mind of their own.

A few years ago I was in the audience for a taping of an infomercial made for lead author, psychiatrist Daniel G. Amen, MD. He ate an apple in front of the audience while warming up on stage. Reminding everyone in attendance He is really healthy and you should see the size of his wife's diet-induced teeny ankles as she also eats a lot of apples one would assume. The commercial was filmed before a live audience (me) then aired over and over on channels asking if you would like to donate money to keep them on the air. I think you get a boxed set of 8 track tapes, your kids won't want them, which includ such renowned Rock era artists as REO Speedwagon and The Jackson Five. One Bad Apple is a bonus if you go mad and donate like, a thousand dollars. Billie Jean comes with the deal. Part of the donations go to Sarah McLaughlin to help with scientific research on how to get her to sing without having the entire audience busting down in a pathetic sobbing mob episode.

Anyway, Dr. Amen's wife wrote a diet book where she states, "I guarantee if you follow this diet, you will die of starvation." She has a near dead guy in his casket begging for Alaskian raised salmon or better, Caviar, who vouches for her. The Dr''s wife is REALLY skinny. And her diet, all nutritional indicators appearing braless by now, caused her to grow these humongous, killer breasts. Her teeny ankles are in danger of a compound fracture due to her excellent health and giant, world renowned plastic surgeon sculpted breasts. Anyway, when the infomercial comes on I always remind people in the room, "if you ate sticks and twigs you would have little ankles and giant perfectly sculpted breasts too." Actually, she has a giant brain that resembles one of Jupiter's moons. Forever overshadowed by the mother planet's huge, perfectly sculpted Caviar-fed enhanced breasts. If you watch her speak long enough you come to the realization they have a mind of their own. Besides blocking out the sun.

Thanks

If Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner could add one more helpful tip for how not to die in The Two Thousand Year-Old Man book, it would be to never make a joke of headlines like this one.

We have longer memories too. If you don't believe me just ask your wife, girlfriend, or mother what you did 10 or 20 years ago. Not only will they be able to tell you this but they'll also remind you of every stupid mistake you've ever made. In great detail.

@nursecindy - and with great enthusiasm.

Maybe so, but men have more active imaginations.

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