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August 02, 2017


Texas Calf Born Looking Like KISS Rocker Gene Simmons

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, Alan Dean, The Perts, Fabian Marson and ubetcha)


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♪ I'm a heifer,
She's a heifer,
We're all heifers.
If you drink Dr Heifer, you're a heifer, too.
(be a heifer -- drink Dr Heifer) ♫

Later Heather Taccetta (tuh-SET’-uh)produced a large pile of dried up dung left by Gene Simmons that closely resembled singer Barry Manilow.

Just think. One may be born that looks like Barry Manilow. Of course it will be named Mandy.

Actually, Gene Simmons looks like the cow. Media gets it wrong every now and then.

Gene's lawyers have sent the calf a cease and desist letter for using his intellectual property without consent. Not the looks, the manure. Pretty much matches the KISS output for the last 25 years.

I'd definitely rather kiss the cow.

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