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August 30, 2017


Drunken naked man arrested at Walmart after riding shopping cart

Man caught stealing license tag off PBSO car with deputies inside

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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My favorite part of the first article is that the Walmart in question is the one we go to when we're in Florida! It's two blocks from our hotel.

Sterilize the carts!

"Drunken Naked Man" -- yet another new Marvel superhero.

Key phrase:
According to a WPBPD arrest report, this kind of behavior is typical for the suspect.

That guy still won't make the "Best of Walmart Fashion" sites.

The drunken naked man claimed to have a valid Florida drivers license to operate that cart, but he couldn't recall which pair of his cleanest dirty shorts he'd left it in.

Wikipedia is on it.

Skinny shopping cart surfing in the Walmart parking lot. Any takers. The ride is great, the stop not so much. The bum's rash.

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