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My favorite part of the first article is that the Walmart in question is the one we go to when we're in Florida! It's two blocks from our hotel.
Sterilize the carts!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2017 at 11:28 AM
"Drunken Naked Man" -- yet another new Marvel superhero.
Key phrase:
According to a WPBPD arrest report, this kind of behavior is typical for the suspect.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 30, 2017 at 11:35 AM
That guy still won't make the "Best of Walmart Fashion" sites.
Posted by: LeDud | August 30, 2017 at 12:02 PM
The drunken naked man claimed to have a valid Florida drivers license to operate that cart, but he couldn't recall which pair of his cleanest dirty shorts he'd left it in.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 30, 2017 at 01:24 PM
Wikipedia is on it.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 30, 2017 at 01:47 PM
Skinny shopping cart surfing in the Walmart parking lot. Any takers. The ride is great, the stop not so much. The bum's rash.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 30, 2017 at 03:33 PM