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Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 02, 2017 at 12:15 PM
Marketing problem. They need a better name. Goga, or YogaGoat. I'm just spit-balling here.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | July 02, 2017 at 12:21 PM
Why do we even have a Constitution?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 02, 2017 at 01:35 PM
Cobra yoga would be a great way for cemeteries to drum up some business.
Posted by: Clankie | July 02, 2017 at 02:22 PM
Assuming the goats are not house broken (cemetery broken?) there would be an opportunity for posthumous insult here.
Posted by: pogo | July 02, 2017 at 03:14 PM
Even after they are dead, congressmen can still get your goat.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 02, 2017 at 04:41 PM
Goat yogurt? The dairy industry is going to be screaming mad about this.
What?
Posted by: funny man | July 02, 2017 at 05:25 PM
Little Enos Burdett bet that the Bandit could deliver the goats in 18 hours.
What, it's a different Paul Williams?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 02, 2017 at 05:40 PM
Watch out for zombie goats in a cemetery. A kid'll eat live ones too; wouldn't you?
Posted by: Ralph | July 02, 2017 at 05:44 PM
Spanish and Mexican people have a much better use for goats than yoga. They call it "cabrito."
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 02, 2017 at 07:20 PM
Okay, I got some - uhhh - Oak Trees here in the yard. Okay, okay - so anybody up for OakTree-Yoga? Very Relaxing - and Very Stimulating at the same time! You know what I mean? It's Everything for Everybody!
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