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July 28, 2017
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These house rules for Twister get weirder all the time.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 28, 2017 at 10:57 AM
That's quite a broad
Posted by: Airedale | July 28, 2017 at 11:04 AM
This is why sex should only be done in a bedroom under the supervision of a therapist.
Posted by: LeDud | July 28, 2017 at 11:15 AM
They should meet in a jump castle the next time.
Posted by: Heywood | July 28, 2017 at 11:34 AM
Now that's some Bad Breisig.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2017 at 11:36 AM
Not reported is that the man also suffered injuries to his arm, from all the high-fives from the medics and police officers.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 28, 2017 at 11:36 AM
The man's call for help was delayed while he waited for the email containing his Tumblr password reset.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 28, 2017 at 11:41 AM
Peompting inspiration for Snoop Dog to write songs about "they ain't heavy, they my love bitches" and
"When love cums tumblin downe..."
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2017 at 11:45 AM
I am still trying to discern what a "positional quarrel" entails?
Posted by: WVPlantman | July 28, 2017 at 12:12 PM
WV -- Who's on first?
Posted by: ubetcha | July 28, 2017 at 12:24 PM
ubetcha - I think in this case it is "who's in first?"
Posted by: WVPlantman | July 28, 2017 at 12:31 PM
Haven't any of you ever fallen for someone?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2017 at 01:00 PM
Not that hard. Wait -- that's what HE said.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 28, 2017 at 01:12 PM
I wonder if the woman who fell off the balcony was able to "complete" everthing before she hit the ground, iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2017 at 01:43 PM
"Yes, she stuck the dismount but she's going to lose points for the landing."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2017 at 02:43 PM
And the guy is in a bar somewhere bragging how he had two beautiful chicks fall for him at the same time.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2017 at 07:07 PM