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Over-the=counter-fish decongestant is not far away.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 30, 2017 at 02:53 PM
"Usually when I blow, I'm very stressed!"
This was said by
A. Captain Ahab
B. Shamu
C. A Disney animator
D. All of the above
Posted by: funny man | July 30, 2017 at 04:10 PM
...Here are we, one magical moment, such is the stuff
From where dreams are woven
Bending sound, dredging the ocean, lost in my circle...
I never imagined this when The Thin White Duke sang Station-To-Station.
Posted by: 655321 | July 30, 2017 at 04:40 PM
Sneezing whales was a popular early seaport tavern band. Their biggest hit was "Don't Call Me Ishmael," followed "The Wreck of Moby Dick." Due to chronic nasal congestion caused by close proximity to belugas they were forced to disband.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 30, 2017 at 05:15 PM
We're gonna need a much bigger Kleenex.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 30, 2017 at 05:33 PM
Inquisitive Belugas opened for Country Joe and the Fish.
They did a "snotty" version of the Vietnam song and were booed.
Posted by: funny man | July 30, 2017 at 07:31 PM
Actual subtitle: "Churchill shipping traffic down in 2017, making it a good baseline year to study whale physiology"
That's what I kept telling them!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | July 30, 2017 at 08:07 PM
How does one make a whale sneeze, anyway?
Do you have to tickle their fancy?
Do belugas even have a fancy?
Scientist #1: "Is this butter on our Petri dish?"
Scientist #2: "No, it's snot."
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2017 at 10:30 PM
I was on the Indianapolis. Belugas slammed two boogers into her side. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte, just delivered the Sudafed. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first Beluga snot for about a half an hour. Five days in the water before the PBYs brought in the Kleenex.
Posted by: Dave H | July 31, 2017 at 12:43 AM
Heh, Heh, They said 'blow hole'! (Runs away giggling}
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 31, 2017 at 06:43 AM
Obligatory: A beluga lugie.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 31, 2017 at 11:50 AM
I saw Blow Hole Goop open for Nirvana. Helluva show.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 31, 2017 at 12:47 PM