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July 01, 2017

OUR THOUGHTFUL RESPONSE TO THIS ARTICLE ABOUT DESIGNER NIPPLES

GET OFFA MY LAWN!

p.s. Probably NSFW, unless you work for The Blog

("Thanks" to a bunch of people)

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Weren't falsies once considered outstanding?

Don't you just love vanity fads. At least it's not artificial Kardashian asses. Oh, one of them was a sorta Kardashian related ass. How long before we get the first story about economy garage nipple mods using silicone calk?

I'm not (ahem) seeing a problem.

Where do nipples come from ?

As Barney Fife once said: "Nip it in the bud."

'For want of a better word, they want headlights,' Dr Rowe says sheepishly.


In the alternate universe, where Scarecrow is "the Brains", Dorothy sang a song about "wanting headlights".
(see Wizard of Odd, Universe X765lT,)

The plumbing aisle at Home Dep0t has a wide selection at great prices. DIY is tricky, though.

Dr Rowe performs a procedure called 'distraction'.

The distraction occurs after the surgery is complete and the patient is out in public.

It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.

They "are" eyes. 0f a sort...ertail

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