MALE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT CLICK THIS LINK
The first sentence ends with when he sat down on his gun.
(Thanks to Kevin M. and Janice G.)
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The first sentence ends with when he sat down on his gun.
(Thanks to Kevin M. and Janice G.)
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Glock click, no dick.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 01, 2017 at 02:18 PM
Thanks to a collaboration by the 2nd Amendment, the NRA, and Darwin.
Posted by: pogo | July 01, 2017 at 02:40 PM
So he went off half-cocked?
Posted by: Markhh | July 01, 2017 at 02:40 PM
Usually, whenever I saw a patient that had done something dumb like this, it was followed up with the phrase, "And that's why I came to the emergency room tonight". It never failed that after I gave them some I.V. Morphine they would always ask me to marry them. I reminded them they really didn't have much to offer me now and that usually ended the conversation.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 01, 2017 at 04:13 PM
Kinky. Or Klutzy. Or both.
If you have to sit on a gun, make sure the (a hmm) cannon can support you.
Posted by: funny man | July 01, 2017 at 06:15 PM
So police impounded the car but let him keep the firearm.
Yeah, the horse already left the barn, but I would hope he might have been sent to a firearm safety class.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 02, 2017 at 07:06 AM
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
You're pretty. Will you marry me?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 02, 2017 at 08:05 AM
♫ One night in Bangkok .... ♬
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 02, 2017 at 12:07 PM
The link suggested it was from a Jax-onville (Fla.) TV station. I heeded (hedd?) the advice and did not click.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 02, 2017 at 04:35 PM
Police impounded the Vehicle? As "Evidence"???
Posted by: TxDoc | July 03, 2017 at 07:11 PM
Actually, that's a little impressive. Most of us can't sit on our own gun, as it were.
Posted by: Dave | July 04, 2017 at 10:58 AM