LEARNING THE ROPES
Security officer allegedly steals $100,000 first day on the job
(Thanks to Rick Day and Le Petomane)
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July 28, 2017
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If caught, he can always use the George Costanza defense...
"Was it wrong of me to do that? Because had I known..."
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2017 at 11:37 AM
Just a test of the security camera system.
Posted by: fractalist | July 28, 2017 at 11:59 AM
Of the missing $14,100, $100 went to the Uber getaway driver, with the balance diversely invested in mid cap mutual funds, growth stocks, and T-bills.
Naw, just kidding. Strippers.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 28, 2017 at 12:01 PM
Some people just can't hang onto money.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2017 at 12:12 PM
I recall a manager we had once who when told of a parking lot attendant stealing money from the til, he want to know what the guy's trick was. We had to look at him and say "he just took the money".
Posted by: bgbear | July 28, 2017 at 12:43 PM
He should have read the book, The Dummies Guide To Robbing Your Workplace before doing this. It could have saved him a lot of time and trouble.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2017 at 01:39 PM
Right, cindy. He never heard of starting slow and working his way up.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2017 at 02:48 PM
A real mastermind.
Posted by: Marc | July 28, 2017 at 03:17 PM
We had a guy embezzle more than $250,000 from where I work, over a period of several years. When caught, his defense was "Yes, I did it, but I already spent the money!"
How come I don't have friends like that? Think of the parties he must have had!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2017 at 09:22 PM