YOU SNORT IT WITH SYRUP
Elgin men tried to pass off pancake mix as $27,000 worth of cocaine, police say
We're not sure we understand why you can be arrested for selling pancake mix, but whatever.
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "Looks like we have about $10k worth of batter in the pantry.")
If you watch COPS you would see there are a lot of criminals try to pass off a variety of substances as cocaine. These people still are charged with felonies for trying to make a fool out of police, mostly. It never fails when these people are arrested and the fake cocaine are found in their pants, it's never their pants.
"You have cocaine in hidden in your pants."
"These are not my pants."
"What is your name?"
"Bill Holiday."
"Spell Holiday"
"K-o-l-l-a-d-e-y."
Posted by: manual tomato | June 23, 2017 at 05:27 PM
Idiots. Cream of Wheat is the contraband of choice.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 23, 2017 at 05:28 PM
A-C-B-elamintopee-y-x-z.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 23, 2017 at 05:28 PM
Make sure the local pancake fundraisers a lot more high stake
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 23, 2017 at 05:59 PM
Because pancake mix is a gateway "flour"...soon they'll be getting high off muffix mix and blueberries, and
after that, crepes...
Posted by: funny man | June 23, 2017 at 07:38 PM
Oh, and don't get them started on the french toast...
By the way, what time is brunch? I'm feeling hungry..
Posted by: funny man | June 23, 2017 at 07:41 PM
Finish off that stack of pancakes by huffing a few cans of Dust-Off and your day will be complete.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 23, 2017 at 07:45 PM
Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are the French Toast Connection...
Posted by: K | June 23, 2017 at 10:29 PM