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June 21, 2017


A man complaining that cannibals were determined to eat his intestines was tased on Monday by Lake County sheriff’s deputies.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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I definitely need new glasses. That says tased, not tasted. Sigh.

I have the same problem. Misread the article's headline as "Groveland man dodges cannibis but not deputies".

Aren't those technically called "shortbreads" ?

I hope the police told the man that tasers improve the taste of human flesh

I hope the police told him his new cellmate loves fava beans and has a stashed bottle of chianti.

"Please, they want to fry me!"



Tased innards and grits, mmm-MMMM!

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