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I definitely need new glasses. That says tased, not tasted. Sigh.
Posted by: RochPete | June 21, 2017 at 01:48 PM
I have the same problem. Misread the article's headline as "Groveland man dodges cannibis but not deputies".
Posted by: fractalist | June 21, 2017 at 03:17 PM
Aren't those technically called "shortbreads" ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 21, 2017 at 05:14 PM
I hope the police told the man that tasers improve the taste of human flesh
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 21, 2017 at 05:20 PM
I hope the police told him his new cellmate loves fava beans and has a stashed bottle of chianti.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 21, 2017 at 05:37 PM
"Please, they want to fry me!"
ZAP
"Done."
Posted by: FredKey | June 22, 2017 at 08:07 AM
Tased innards and grits, mmm-MMMM!
Posted by: padraig | June 22, 2017 at 09:01 AM