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June 23, 2017

WE'RE STILL TRYING TO ADJUST TO FIDGET SPINNERS

Toothpick crossbow: New toy strikes fear in parents' hearts

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Update: Speaking of fidget spinners.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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Seems they should be more concerned about a toothpick striking their hearts.

FLAMING toothpicks. Hmmmm.

One of the least effective holdup notes ever written:

"All right lady, pay attention! This is a robbery. Put all the money in this paper bag and don't try anything cute. I have a toothpick and I'm not afraid to use it."

Toothpick: Another item that needs to be removed from untrained civilian hands!

Here's a fidget spinner bazooka.

Easy boys... He's not bluffing... And by the looks of it, it's a MINT one! (crowd gasps)

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