WE'RE STILL TRYING TO ADJUST TO FIDGET SPINNERS
Toothpick crossbow: New toy strikes fear in parents' hearts
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Update: Speaking of fidget spinners.
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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June 23, 2017
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Seems they should be more concerned about a toothpick striking their hearts.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 23, 2017 at 05:25 PM
FLAMING toothpicks. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 23, 2017 at 06:02 PM
One of the least effective holdup notes ever written:
"All right lady, pay attention! This is a robbery. Put all the money in this paper bag and don't try anything cute. I have a toothpick and I'm not afraid to use it."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 23, 2017 at 06:41 PM
Toothpick: Another item that needs to be removed from untrained civilian hands!
Posted by: funny man | June 23, 2017 at 07:34 PM
Here's a fidget spinner bazooka.
Posted by: Ralph | June 23, 2017 at 09:24 PM
Easy boys... He's not bluffing... And by the looks of it, it's a MINT one! (crowd gasps)
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 23, 2017 at 09:27 PM