WE'LL STICK WITH BEER,THANKS
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June 27, 2017
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Ed Ames already showed what could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 27, 2017 at 10:05 AM
Um, did you say new ways to feel "relaxed"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2017 at 10:17 AM
Isn't being dead a type of relaxing?
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2017 at 11:02 AM
If you really want to be relaxed, they'll shoot you in the face.
Posted by: FredKey | June 27, 2017 at 11:19 AM
This is nothing new. A barber named Sweeney Todd invented this years ago. He was known to cause almost COMPLETE relaxation in his customers. Well, until rigor mortis set in.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes | June 27, 2017 at 11:37 AM
You want happy ending? We have guillotine!
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 27, 2017 at 11:52 AM
A great name for the place would be: "Marquis de Spa".
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2017 at 12:50 PM
I am waiting to hear what nursecindy has to say about this.
And just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger, in the midst of the massage the masseuse makes a burping sound, which is apparently them spitting out the bad energy they draw from the client.
Same as happens with beer. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: MOTW | June 27, 2017 at 01:14 PM
Medieval battles were very relaxing. > whop ! < > clang! < >whop! < > clang! < Almost puts me to sleep just thinking about it.
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2017 at 01:29 PM