THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

A Deadly Brain-Invading Worm Is Disturbingly Widespread in Florida

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

So if you don't eat infected snails, forms or crustaceans you will be fine?

I mean, until you're not.

[Cheesewiz]

I'm ok not eating snails, worms, crustaceans, and insisting that all rats wear little diapers to break the "cycle of despair" with the snails.

[Rudolph]

Seems like a brain-invading worm would have slim pickings in Florida.

[LeDud]

You can inadvertently eat a snail ? Who knew.

[PirateBoy]

My brain-invading worm has been singing the soundtrack to "Mamma Mia!" in my ear for the past three days.

Mamma Mia, here I go again....

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave Barry
Carl Hiaasen
Tim Dorsey

Now I see.

[Le Petomane]

Brain-invading worms became extinct in places like Washington and Flathead County decades ago.