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NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "They would say that, wouldn't they...")
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This story was breaking news here at the Roswell, New Mexico UFO Convention. Another bombshell is the revelation that many of our world leaders are androids planted to replace the real people. They are manufactured in an underground base at Area 51 in a joint venture with the Grays.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2017 at 11:40 AM
Next you'll be telling me Hillary isn't running a child sex ring out of the pizza shop basement.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2017 at 11:54 AM
Take us to your sociopathic leader.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 30, 2017 at 11:55 AM
Again, wouldn't that make them an illegal alien?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 30, 2017 at 12:39 PM
Those of you who have seen the 1959 movie Santa Claus, as riffed by MST3K and Rifftrax, know that Jolly Old Saint Nicholas is the one running the child slave colony on Mars.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 30, 2017 at 01:14 PM
I have a feeling the cheese has slipped off Robert David Steele's cracker a few times, iykwim. Besides, NASA is too busy probing Uranus right now.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2017 at 02:59 PM
Le Pet: is it possible that Mr. Trump is (gasp) an alien android? That would explain a lot.
Posted by: Northern Neighbour | June 30, 2017 at 03:03 PM
Northern Neighbor- I try to avoid politics, but I think you may be onto something. Take care not to "disappear" as some do checking things like this out.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2017 at 03:10 PM
They're not children; they're small, yes, but these green men are adult slaves.
Posted by: FredKey | June 30, 2017 at 04:15 PM
It's about time the wild-eyed whackos moved from being sidelined on supermarket magazine racks to a role in mainstream media.
Posted by: Clankie | June 30, 2017 at 06:15 PM
Clankie-Are you SURE they haven't already made that move?
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2017 at 07:51 PM
According to unnamed sources, the Washington Post is reporting that CNN has determined the Trump Russian spies are behind it
Posted by: Mike | July 02, 2017 at 10:37 AM
There's this1 and also this2 and finally
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If it's in the Brit press and wikileaks, it must be true, sorta, right?
Posted by: funny man | July 02, 2017 at 11:21 AM
NASA issued a formal statement deploring the cheap sensationalism of the gutter press, in view of the well-known fact that NASA now has the problem relatively under control.
Posted by: Seeker | July 05, 2017 at 04:41 PM