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Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 23, 2017 at 05:23 PM
At least she didn't wake up the next day with a frog in her throat.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | June 23, 2017 at 05:38 PM
A few more days and that little lady will be fine as a frog hair.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 23, 2017 at 07:02 PM
West Covina has a growing population of squirrels with lots of time on their nuts.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 23, 2017 at 07:20 PM
Anybody know how to get a hold of Rufus and Theodre "Ted" Logan? We've got to go back in time, remove that frog, and make San Dimas great again!
Posted by: Bill S. Preston | June 23, 2017 at 07:52 PM
And after that, maybe they could repair the US election?
Well, I can only hope....
Posted by: funny man | June 23, 2017 at 07:56 PM
Another case of superficial news reporting. What kind of frog was it, please?
Posted by: Ralph | June 23, 2017 at 09:29 PM
Hey, extra protein, and she's complaining?
Plus, she got frog's legs, which should be $10 extra...although I guess having the legs come attached to the rest of the frog's body does knock that price down a bit...
Posted by: K | June 23, 2017 at 10:25 PM
Hey, at least she found the frog in her salad....
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 24, 2017 at 12:09 AM
Now everybody will want a frog in their salad.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 24, 2017 at 08:27 AM
What's worse than finding a frog in your salad?
Finding half a frog....
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Posted by: fractalist | June 24, 2017 at 02:18 PM