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I thought milk refunds stopped in the 1950's...???
Posted by: funny man | June 24, 2017 at 11:23 AM
Obligatory: Buncha boobs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 24, 2017 at 12:10 PM
Well, darnnit... What am I going to do now with all this breast milk I've been expressing ?
Posted by: Clankie | June 24, 2017 at 12:53 PM
Allicia Mogavero may have been in high school shop class.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 24, 2017 at 01:32 PM
"Students, listen up. Put away your T squares and gather round in the jigsaw area, Alicia has come up with a stimulating idea for making jewelry."
Posted by: manual tomato | June 24, 2017 at 01:36 PM
"Breast milk jeweler ordered to refund customers, return milk" - BMJ once costumed Cher.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | June 24, 2017 at 01:39 PM
I'd hate to be her mailman.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 24, 2017 at 01:49 PM
So what happens if the jewelry goes sour?
And what happens if you ordered buttermilk, or soy milk?
Can they do custom flavors?
Posted by: funny man | June 24, 2017 at 03:18 PM
When I was in high school, signs everywhere said "Express yourself".
This doesn't seem to be working for me.
So much for the milk of human kindness...
Posted by: PirateBoy La Leche | June 24, 2017 at 05:29 PM
Good point, cindy.
Didn't Breast Milk Jewelers open for Madonna?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2017 at 06:18 PM
I can't understand all this new hype over breast milk. Uncle Billy Bob always used to say it was perfect. The containers it comes in are really cute and are high enough off the ground the cats can't get to it.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 24, 2017 at 07:30 PM