MARINADE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Boy, 7, charged for urinating onto steaks on neighbor's grill
(Thanks to Layla)
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June 26, 2017
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But he did not apply any seasoning rub, IYKWIM.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 26, 2017 at 12:02 PM
Well, when I was 5 I went to the bathroom in a toilet ....that was in a display window at a store.
Posted by: LeDud | June 26, 2017 at 12:35 PM
The 7-year-old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property of $1,000.
Must've been some gee-golly prime cut steaks. The fact that he was caught on camera: BUSTED.
I'm hoping that the guy reached out to the boy's parents to try to resolve this first. In my day, a creative solution of hard work to pay off the infraction would have been applied (yard work, etc.).
Posted by: MOTW | June 26, 2017 at 12:54 PM
♫ I am on my way
I can go the distance
I don't care how far
Somehow I'll be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere
to find -- where I -- belong ♫
Posted by: fractalist | June 26, 2017 at 01:08 PM
OK, granted, gross, disgusting, etc--but, ya gotta admit, the kid had great aim!
Posted by: K | June 26, 2017 at 01:11 PM
I bet his mom is more upset that he can't seem to hit the toilet.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 26, 2017 at 01:25 PM
"... Five-year-old urinated OFF THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE..."
Timmy, what have we said about urinating off the roof?!
Now come down. The neighbors have invited us over for steaks.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 26, 2017 at 02:13 PM
A vegatarian?
Send him to the slaughter-house. (To watch and learn.)
Posted by: funny man | June 26, 2017 at 02:30 PM
Hope you're proud of yourself sir. You ruined a child's life. Now shut up, sit down and eat your steak!
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 26, 2017 at 02:31 PM
Q: Where does a boy go when he has to go?
A: If you said "roof", you are too permissive a parent.
Posted by: Dr.Pheel | June 26, 2017 at 03:26 PM
Yum. It does have a little wang to it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2017 at 03:48 PM
I'm glad he wasn't standing any closer to the grill because he could have burned his little winkie if he'd been closer to the fire. MOTW, my parents would have made me apologize and then work to pay off the price of the steaks. It would have been stand up work too because I would have had difficulty sitting down for a few days. Where was mom and dad when little Timmy was climbing on the roof?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2017 at 06:50 PM
Urine trouble, boy.
Posted by: Qaz | June 26, 2017 at 07:14 PM
nusecindy- Little Timmy learned from Lassie the correct method of a guy marking his territory (or steaks). Now little Timmy is so depressed he'll go fall in the well again.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2017 at 07:40 PM
Unzip your flies with that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 26, 2017 at 08:45 PM
So this makes him a whiz kid?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 27, 2017 at 12:16 AM
@ Jeff M: That description fits like a glove.
Personally I think the kid's a bit of a Troll, Too.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 27, 2017 at 01:34 AM
Best headline ever!!
Posted by: Joe in Japan | July 04, 2017 at 10:57 PM