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Yet another reason why I don't love vegetables.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 30, 2017 at 10:52 AM
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to have melted candle wax on your bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers and flowers in your hair.
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 30, 2017 at 10:59 AM
Cucumbers? Hang 'im high!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 30, 2017 at 11:10 AM
Lock this guy away before he moves on to abusing fruit.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2017 at 12:05 PM
Maybe he'll get lucky, and his cell mate will be the Jolly Green Giant.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 30, 2017 at 12:25 PM
I'll ask..
Was it consenting vegetables?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | June 30, 2017 at 03:11 PM
Life in prison? The Cucurbit Protection Society is strong!
Posted by: Northern Neighbour | June 30, 2017 at 03:24 PM