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June 30, 2017

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

A Comal County jury sentenced the 56-year-old New Braunfels man to life in prison Wednesday on charges of drug possession and tampering with evidence after a Texas state trooper found him sitting in his truck with melted candle wax on his bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers with him.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

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Yet another reason why I don't love vegetables.

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to have melted candle wax on your bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers and flowers in your hair.


If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there.

Cucumbers? Hang 'im high!

Lock this guy away before he moves on to abusing fruit.

Maybe he'll get lucky, and his cell mate will be the Jolly Green Giant.

I'll ask..

Was it consenting vegetables?

Life in prison? The Cucurbit Protection Society is strong!

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