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June 30, 2017

ALASKA: NOT REALLY SUITABLE FOR HUMANS

‘Mom, Dad, there’s a bear in my room’

(Thanks to Jane Linderman from the Kenai Peninsula)

GOOD NEWS, WE GUESS

Why an asteroid (probably) won't wipe us out

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

An Oklahoma man is facing a felony charge after allegedly phoning in a bomb threat to the Muskogee Police Department from a pay phone in the station’s lobby.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

MILF joins Duterte’s war on drugs

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, SIR

Man repeatedly tells deputy to ‘call Donald Trump’ after allegedly smashing woman’s cell phone

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS BLOG, FOR ONE, IS DISAPPOINTED

NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "They would say that, wouldn't they...")

THE VOYAGE OF THE SEA WRAITHE

Grandad spends 5 years and thousands of pounds renovating yacht - and it sinks 5 minutes after launch

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

Man Yells Obscenities From Bushes In Vero Beach

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

BOLO, PEOPLE OF BARABOO, WISCONSIN:

An elephant was roaming a neighborhood in Baraboo after it got loose from Circus World Friday morning.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Related: Hilarious 911 Call About an Escaped Elephant in Canada

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

JAPAN: MAKING AMERICA LOOK ALMOST NORMAL

The life-size dummy, called Mayu, shares his bed under the same roof as Ozaki's wife and teenage daughter in Tokyo, an arrangement that triggered angry rows before a delicate truce was finally declared.

(Thanks to BobT)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

Advisory: You probably do not want to see this item.

(Thanks to Andy Heraldson, who says "Where are the 'anonymous sources' when you need them?") 

CSI: LITITZ

Couple accused of trying to sell deer parts taken from trash

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

A Comal County jury sentenced the 56-year-old New Braunfels man to life in prison Wednesday on charges of drug possession and tampering with evidence after a Texas state trooper found him sitting in his truck with melted candle wax on his bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers with him.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

BOLO

Gunman robs KC gas station wearing nothing but a pink shirt and flip-flops, police say

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

June 29, 2017

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

A Deadly Brain-Invading Worm Is Disturbingly Widespread in Florida

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Canuck the crow's attacks halt Vancouver mail delivery

(Thanks to r cink)

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Authorities had to round up several pigs after a semi crash that has shut down Interstate 45 in WilmerThursday morning.

(Thanks to Chris Johnson and MOTW)

YOU GO, CARP

Carp Escapes From Fisherman

The carp is clearly the most intelligent organism in this video.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'JUST FOR MEN'

1 Arrested; Tried To Steal Hair Color With Fake Gun

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Colorful man arrested at suburban Jupiter park

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE INTERNET: BRINGING US ALL TOGETHER

Lactose-intolerant Starbucks customer's toilet rant goes viral

(Thanks to JonHarris)

THE CANADIAN POUTINE CRISIS: IT'S TIME FOR A U.N. INTERVENTION

To celebrate Canada's 150th birthday, Tim Hortons is serving up patriotic food. On the menu: a doughnut smothered in poutine and an Iced Capp coffee drink topped with whipped cream, maple flakes and bacon bits.

(Thanks to The Perts)

RETURN OF THE GRISWOLDS

Photos of overpacked minivan in NH go viral

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(Thanks to Poker, who says "Headed to Florida, no doubt.") (Also thanks to Glen Page, who sent this version.)

THE ULTIMATE SELFIE

Woman: Emory doctors left a camera in my body after surgery

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

PRACTICAL

Inventor straps 76 DRONES to a seat then takes to the skies after spending £7,700 online

The machine uses 76 Multistar Elite drones to get off the ground, five remote controls and 80 high capacity batteries.

(Thanks to Roberto)

THEY SOUND QUALIFIED TO US

German police officers expelled after public sex, group urination, and a striptease involving a service weapon ahead of G20 summit

(Thanks to L. Raymond and coscolo)

June 28, 2017

MIAMI WILDLIFE IS EXOTIC

 

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Deputies search for man who's been tying pantyhose to cars

(Thanks to Ken Morgan)

BUT WE KNOW WHO TAUGHT THEM

Swallows learn to operate garage door at Norwegian building

(Thanks to funny man)

THE POWER OF THE BLOG

Czech power plant apologizes for using bikini photos to choose interns

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IN BROOKLYN THEY USE ARTISANAL SWORDS

Sword fight breaks out outside Bronx apartment building

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Suspect hands 'Get out of jail free' Monopoly card to deputy

(Thanks to John Mayson and Ralph)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Commuting squirrel causes chaos on London Underground train

(Thanks to Ralph)

We saw Commuting Squirrel open for the Clash.

GUESS THE NAME OF THE CANADA TOWN THAT WANTS TO BECOME A MAJOR CANNABIS CENTER

It's not Potville. But it's close.

(Thanks to The Perts)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Half-naked former state attorney arrested in Hotel Duval incident

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IF THAT DOESN'T INSTILL A SENSE OF SPORTSMANSHIP, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

This is the shocking moment a Brazilian referee runs onto a football pitch with a gun in an apparent effort to restore order after scenes turned violent when an amateur footballer challenged a penalty.

(Thanks to Roberto)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man dressed as T. rex kayaks down flooded street

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

NAME THAT STATE!

Man got drunk, left shorts with ID on runaway boat

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

June 27, 2017

MAKES SENSE

Elderly woman tossed coins into plane's engine for 'good luck'

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

AND IN SPORTS

UFC fighter escapes bad position, poops herself

(Thanks to manual tomato)

AGAIN, PRIORITIES

A man got hit by a double-decker bus – got to his feet and then casually walked into a pub

Autoplay.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF LICENSE IT PRODUCED

Alien pulled over in Georgia, police say

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez and John Lobert)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

A pair of cats in Japan that have been trained to ring bells for treats have improved their act by donning fruit-shaped hats.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to funny man)

CSI: EW

Cops wound up tracking down the suspect inside that porta potty.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'LL STICK WITH BEER,THANKS

A strange health craze where spa goers get hit in the face and body with knives is becoming popular as people seek new ways to feel relaxed.

(Thanks to coscolo and Le Petomane)

THIS BLOG VOTES FOR 'MOO'

Researchers suggest replacing car honks with duck quacks

(Thanks to Ralph)

TERRORISM UPDATE

TSA Catches Live Lobster At Boston's Logan Airport

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

CLEARLY THEY DO NOT READ THE WARNINGS

Constantino Macías Garcia at the National Autonomous University of Mexico, and his colleagues, have spent several years studying the curious cigarette habit in urban house finches

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, Le Petomane and coscolo)

TELL US ABOUT IT

Uranus is a 'nightmare'

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

FINALLY, A REASON TO WATCH CRICKET

Hilarious scenes as a village cricket match is suspended after a cow charges onto the field of play

(Thanks to Roberto)

 
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